FORUM JOKES

As the title says, post jokes in this thread!

Keep them appropriate, as in not overly offensive.

My joke;
So a Nazi walks into a B.A.R.....

OTA: KNOCK KNOCK;;
Citizen: Who's there?
OTA: OTA;;
Citizen: OH SH...
OTA; Inject!

Not really a joke, more alogn the lines of VERY bad pickup lines. Using Apex and Jury for these.

Apex:You dropped something.
Jury: What?
Apex: Your standards. *puts hand out* Hi I'm Apex.

*Goes up to Jury*
You smell like trash. Can I take you out?

OTL!!!

This has nothing to do with HL2RP, and is meant to be terrible.

Once, I went to the pool and saw a friend there. I said, "Hey, WATER you doing here?"


I know. I'm a bad person.

Kookie wrote:
Once, I went to the pool and saw a friend there. I said, "Hey, WATER you doing here?"

I have seen a lot of water jokes lately.
WATER you all up to?

LETTUCE go and find out, shall we?

<::Oktuberfest::> wrote:LETTUCE go and find out, shall we?

WATER you waiting for?

Someone ban us all please.

Oh buoy, i've been waiting for a chance to throw out some water puns! I'm shore I will win, dolphinately. (I am the king of water puns, according to my tumblr blog - http://why-shello-there.tumblr.com/)

There are two scanners of the opposite charging ports, one scanner says to the other;

"Send me some anti-matter batteries because what we got going on is electric."

A mom and a daughter were chatting in their home. The daughter asked, "Do babies come from where men put their wee wees?" The mother said yes, greatful she wouldn't have to explain the topic again. "Oh," the daughter said, "Then how do you still have all your teeth?"

I got that from a magazine.

Kenny wrote: I'm shore I will win

Disappointed its not "I'm shore I whale win"

blargy blargy wrote:

Kenny wrote: I'm shore I will win

Disappointed its not "I'm shore I whale win"

I'm shore I whale fin.


i'm bad.

Sitting in programming class right now, poisoning the atmosphere, it might be a "green" gas. I find this quite funny.

Did you know humans are what is known as a deuterostome? This means that while developing in the womb, the anus of the digestive tract develops first.

Seems that some people stop before it goes any further BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF ASSHOLES IN THE WORLD.

Geology jokes ROCK.

Why does the Higgs Boson family go to church? Because if they didn't, there wouldn't be any MASS.

I'm trying to think of a good statistics joke... but I don't think there's a good PROBABILITY of that.

Servers with TnB models as donor benefits.

I know a funny joke!
Click the spoiler to find out!

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