Questions I need answered.

If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

Is time the wheel that turns, or the track it leaves behind? - Kelstar's Riddle

If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?

Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?

"So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can a storm be officially designated as a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Charlie: I'm not old enough to understand girls. Jasper: Heh, I don' think anybody lives THAT long.

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Bars have parking lots so your ride has a place to park before they pick your drunk ass up. Also for the emploies of the bar.