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Kenny vs Ferub

Post by Ferub on Sat May 31, 2014 11:52 pm

Ferub: Kenny
Ferub: I want you to do something for me.
[VG] Kenny: Okay.
Ferub: Pretty Patty Bomb Kings Office.
[VG] Kenny: No.
Ferub: It is of the upmost importance.
Ferub: It is IMPERATIVE you do so.
Ferub: The fate of the universe depends on this
[VG] Kenny: I don't care, Ferub.
Ferub: You don't care about the  universe?
Ferub: Think of the children.
[VG] Kenny: Fuck the universe.
Ferub: Wow.
Ferub: Would you do it for a Klondike bar?
[VG] Kenny: I would only do a few things for a Klondike bar.
Ferub: ...
Ferub: Two Klondike bars?
[VG] Kenny: No.
Ferub: ...
Ferub: Three Klondike bars?
[VG] Kenny: No amount of Klondike bars can make me do this.
Ferub: ...
[VG] Kenny: Seven subcriptions to Brazzers might do it, but not a Klondike bar.
Ferub: Fou-
Ferub: ...
Ferub: Hm.
Ferub: I do have seven spares.
Ferub: Alright.
[VG] Kenny: LOL
[VG] Kenny: AHHAHA
Ferub: Seven Subscriptions it is.
[VG] Kenny: I'm kidding
Ferub: I'm not.
[VG] Kenny: I am.
Ferub: Bwahhaaha.
[VG] Kenny: I already /have/ a subscription!
[VG] Kenny: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ferub: Thats my man!
Ferub: What about...
Ferub: An Asian Hooker?
Ferub: ...
Ferub: Two Asian Hookers?
[VG] Kenny: A lifetime supply along with twenty thousand dollars.
Ferub: Boy...
Ferub: Can you do 19,999 dollars?
[VG] Kenny: On one condition.
[VG] Kenny: The hookers all must be virgins
Ferub: Deal.
[VG] Kenny: So when I am done with them, you also buy me a big dumpster.
Ferub: But you have twenty thousand dollars?
[VG] Kenny: So I can rid of them.
Ferub: You can't buy your own damn hooker?
[VG] Kenny: No, that's /my/ twenty thousand dollars.
Ferub: Lol
Ferub: Fine.
[VG] Kenny: I need a lifetime supply of Asian hookers, twenty thousand dollars, and a big-ass dumpster.
Ferub: Done.
[VG] Kenny: I expect my delivery tomorrow.
[VG] Kenny: Would you like my adress?
Ferub: Yes.
[VG] Kenny: 66666 S. Fuck You Ferub Way, Suck a Dick, Bitch.
Ferub: Jk
Ferub: I already know your adress <3
Ferub: Now pretty bomb him.
[VG] Kenny: Nope
Ferub: PRETTAFY HIS OFFICE.
Ferub: THIS IS IMPERATIVE.
Ferub: IF YOU DON'T
Ferub: I WILL KILL THIS HUMAN BEING
Ferub: WHO IS A CHILD
Ferub: AND A ORPHAN
Ferub: WHO WOULD GO ON TO CURE CANCER
Ferub: AND POLIO
Ferub: AGAIN
Ferub: I will shoot him I swear to black jesus.
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Re: Kenny vs Ferub

Post by Kenny on Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:04 am

Wasn't me, was my evil twin.
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Re: Kenny vs Ferub

Post by cherryapplejack on Sun Jun 01, 2014 2:15 am

Kenny oh god please do what Ferub says, he is dangerous and if you don't do what he says he will literally wipe out the universe and time will cease

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Re: Kenny vs Ferub

Post by cherryapplejack on Sun Jun 01, 2014 2:17 am

And I want to see King's reaction if his office is PRETTY PATTY bombed

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Re: Kenny vs Ferub

Post by The_Wheatly on Sun Jun 01, 2014 2:31 am

If you do I will hunt you down rip out intestines feed them to you then rip out your throat then feet that to you then rip off your dick then feed that to you then set your insides on fire throw you off a cliff while there is a time bomb in you.
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