The Best Quotes

Possibly the.. Best.. Statement... Ever.

"but tokens are used to buy clohes and watermelon and banana"


-Anna Burswich

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant. - Eleventh Doctor

"I like anal." - Sheeplie



Well said, Sheeplie. Well said.

"A day without sunshine is like,you know, night."
   
                -Steve martin

"Eat the vortessence, you bastard!"

-Carol Lockman, fighting OTA with vorts.

"If your dog keeps barking put his face in a wood chipper and hang it on a mantle across your room."
~Serious Soul, on the Teamspeak

"I'm no role model. I'm no angel. If you look up to me... then you must have some damn low standards. But, hopefully, when this is all over, I'll be remembered. We'll be remembered as unconventional heroes."

~Chief General Locke of the Coalition to his apprentice, Sergeant Cassius

"Lets Get Sweaty"
~ Amy

"You REALLY Do not want to do this, buddy.""
-C17.MPF.ALPHA.05.291

Jack Entragian says "If you want to memorize it, be my guest, but I'm gonna be gone soon so it'll be a waste of your precious time."
Brooke Ellert says "Leaving quietly or with a bang?"
Jack Entragian says "Whichever. In this city you don't get a choice."

"i staple tapeworms to my penis" - ManiaKnight
Props to ADudeWithAHat for making this known.

"do you not see it? the bristly bristles of future!" - ManiaKnight, on the topic of brooms.

"Titty fuck me, Titty fuck me, jack off on my chest!"
-I don't even fucking wut (Unknown)

"THREE DAYS have gone by and I didn't use Algebra once."

-Your president, John Henry Eden. (JK It was me)